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the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

When a Manager Takes 2 Months to Review Something then Asks You a Question About It.

cpaproblems:

howshouldweaccountforme:

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Three words.  In field review!

When someone asks me how my CPA studying is going:
Next project

Next project

What I look like refreshing NASBA constantly (even though I know the scores won’t be out yet):

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How I felt when my screen went black after doing only 1 simulation:

When I needed to make myself not look 24 so people would respect me
Getting an email from the Senior Manager saying “Good Job”:

howshouldweaccountforme:

And you’re like…

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Welcome to public accounting:

When your manager decides to make an account non-significant after you already finished the testwork
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
CPA? That’s like a lawyer’s assistant, right?
Waiting to go into the testing room:

All of the grads who just accepted offers:

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totalspiffage:

Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

Happy fucking holidays.